Now THERE’S An Interesting App

The Curmudgeon nearly plowed into the car in front of him while driving recently when he heard a story on the radio about something that could really spice up people’s lives: a smartphone-controlled vibrator.

He kids you not.

Since he was driving he couldn’t catch all the details and note-taking was clearly out of the question but a quick web search uncovered several products along these lines.

There’s “We-Vibe® 4 Plus,” the web site for which declares

Let the games begin! The No. 1 couples vibrator now has an app. With We-Vibe 4 Plus couples can connect in new, exciting ways — whether they’re in the same room or on a different continent. Push play.

Wow – a different continent! Talk about your foreign affairs!

For when even Fabio won't do

For when even Fabio won’t do

Or “Vibease,” a remote control vibrator that “…vibrates in sync with erotic audiobooks.”

For when that cover photo of a shirtless Fabio just won’t do.

Or you could try OhMiBod REMOTE App – seriously, that’s what they call it – that boasts that

With the free OhMiBod Remote App you get all five exciting functional modes—Touch, Voice, Tap, Wave and Rhythm—as well as long-distance capabilities!

Once connected, simply search for your partner’s username and send them an invite to “play.” Once the invitation is accepted, you can then “make a connection” and control your partner’s vibrator from anywhere—at any time. Look for the iconic blue heart, indicating that your partner’s vibrator is connected to your device.

And an iconic blue heart, too!

And there’s more:

The Oh-Dometer is a fun and flirty way of logging and tracking your orgasms over time and even set weekly goals. When connected to your partner, you may even send an alert to your partner that you achieved an Orgasm—and send a note to them from our selection of stock messages or create your own. The Oh-Dometer will track and chart your orgasms over time and let you know, on average when you are having orgasms with an Oh-Zone chart. Are you an early riser, or an Afternoon Delight?

Because what good are orgasms if they’re not logged and tracked?

There are more, but if The Curmudgeon continues he’s going to need to start typing with one hand and he knows he’s not very good at that.

But just one more observation:

Are we living in a golden age or WHAT?

 

 

 

 

 

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