Three Formulas for Looking Like a Dick

Formula Number 1:

Put on a business suit. The better the suit, the stronger the effect.

A dick

Go to an area, like a central business district, where there are lots of people walking around.

Walk while talking with your phone up to your ear.

Congratulations: you look like a complete dick.

Formula Number 2:

Go into a store.

Go to the checkout to pay for something.

Talk on your phone while the cashier is ringing you up.

Congratulations, you look like a complete dick.

Formula Number 3:

Her too!

Walk around talking while you have one of those little bluetooth gizmos attached to your head.

Congratulations: you look like a complete dick.

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