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Mini-Rumination: Who’s That Guy in the Blue Hoodie?

Attention, neighborhood watch members:  if you see The Curmudgeon strolling through your neighborhood wearing a blue hoodie, all it means is that there’s a chill in the air and he wants to stay warm.  He poses no threat to your children or your super-duper Bose sound system.  Please – please – do not shoot him.  His unusual headwear, too, signifies nothing more than that he is seeking warmth and has strange tastes in hats; it, too, connotes no threat to your lawn ornaments, your ninety-two-inch plasma, or the $2000 in cash hidden in the drop ceiling in your oldest child’s bedroom.  Again, please do not shoot him; he is armed with nothing more than a soupcon of wit.